What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do liberals refuse to define what a woman is and what does that mean for the future of feminism?

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

How can I easily get rid of my writers block?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Can someone write me a sex story?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is there a reason why many men give up on dating and relationships? Is the dating scene difficult for them?

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why is rap* a crime?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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